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Alexander Supertramp
Sometimes I wanna be that dude from Into the Wild; run away, live off the land and hitchhike. Then I think about how he starved to death and the horrible relationships he had with parents.
H8
To the dude burping in the library,
You’re disgusting. I’m gonna vomit. Also excuse yourself.
Love,
Car
Sweet Efficiency
Sometimes, when I’m being super efficient, I take a break so that others have the chance to catch up. Full disclosure: this rarely happens, but it feels sweet!
Remembering Carolyn
Carolyn was an optimistic 20 year old student. She dreamed of being a family lawyer, owning a country house in northern Quebec, and of spending her weekends frolicking in grassy fields with her 3 children and adoring husband. Sadly, Carolyn left us early November 20th, to join George Carlin and Whitney Houston in the heavenly clouds above. Carolyn had been suffering from acute internship disorder, and 4th stage overwhelmingamountofessays for the past year and a half. The university life was always a challenge for Carolyn, but she persevered as long and hard as she could. Carolyn will be remembered by her proud and loving parents and siblings, as well as her incredible network of friends (seemingly an endless amont of outstanding people). Carolyn’s final words were: “Can’t wait to get wasted with my buddies after exams.” Her cheerfulness and exuberance will remain in our hearts forever. The shiva will take place on December 19th, at 5pm and continue on until January 5th at 8:30am. All donations can be sent to McGill University.
Please note that Carolyn’s cynicism and sarcasm was always disguised happiness and idealism.
F-O Kim
Bitchez need to stop tryin to break the internet and shit.
Dirty Dancing
This one time, someone told me I look like Jennifer Grey. Best day ever.
Who Helps The Helpers? In Defense Of Social Workers
My classmate Kelsey wrote this article. Have a read.
Cognoscente Vs. Cognizant
Cognoscente: a person who has expert knowledge in a subject
Cognizant: having cognizance; aware (usually followed by of)
Now you know. Thanks, McGill.
My friend Russ is the best!!
